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The Cage
The Man Trap
Charlie X
Where No Man Has Gone Before
The Naked Time
The Enemy Within
Mudd's Women
What Are Little Girls Made Of?
Miri
Dagger of the Mind
The Corbomite Maneuver
The Menagerie Part 1
The Menagerie Part 2
The Conscience of the King
Balance of Terror
Shore Leave

The Cage

I don’t recognize your face but I recognize this place
Is this a memory or a dream or a completely different thing?
It’s not what it seems

They get inside your brain
They make you feel insane
They burrow in your head but they don’t want you dead
They want you bred

You’re not my hero, what are you doing in my world?
You’re not my hero, why are you the one with the girl?

She seems to be real by the way she makes you feel
She’s the only constant thing in a million different dreams
Sometimes she’s green

You’re not my hero, what are you doing in my world?
You’re not my hero, why are you the one with the girl?

The only means of escape is to defeat them with your hate
But then they still catch up so you decide that you’ve had enough
You’ve got to blow them all up

You’re not my hero, what are you doing in my world?
You’re not my hero, why are you the one with the girl?

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Instrumentation:

Mike:  Lead Vocal and Guitar
Patrick:  Backing Vocal and Lead Guitar
Chris:  Backing Vocal and Bass
Noah:  Keyboard
Andy:  Drums

Jeffrey Hunter:  Special Guest Appearance
Alexander Courage:  Moral Support
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The Man Trap

​You’re exactly as I remember you
Where have you been all of these years
Is there a place we can go where we can talk and be alone?
It’s strange to run into you here

You’re exactly what I want. You say I’ve got just what you need

They don’t see you the way that I do
To me, you haven’t changed a bit
You’re just as charming and just as intelligent
For all I know you haven’t changed a bit

You’re exactly what I want you say. I’ve got just what you need,
Or so it seems

Salt Vampire, you’re a perfect liar
You show me all I want to see
Your hands on my face
Well they start to erase every trace of the salt from my veins,
And now I see that you lie to me

You know I keep her safely here with me
She’s the last of her dying breed
But now that her supply is thin, it won’t stop her in the end
Why couldn’t everyone just let us be?

And now we’re finding out that there’s a monster in our midst
You know she’s it

Salt Vampire, you’re a perfect liar
You show me all I want to see
Your hands on my face
Well they start to erase every trace of the salt from my veins
And now I see that you lie to me


Instrumentation:

Noah:  Lead Vocal and Guitar
Patrick:  Backing Vocal and Lead Guitar
Chris:  Backing Vocal and Keyboard
Mike:  Backing Vocal and Bass
Andy:  Backing Vocal and Drums

Charlie X

Tiger Tiger burning bright in the forest of the night
What Mr Evans wants, Mr Evans gets
Saturn’s rings around my head down a road that’s martian red
What Mr Evans wants, Mr Evans gets

Growing up isn’t so much
Growing up in a vacuum can be tough
When is it appropriate to slap girls on the butt?
What Mr Evans wants, Mr Evans gets
Codename:  Charlie X

Once upon a midnight dreary while I pondered weak and weary
What Mr Evans wants, Mr Evans gets
Just don’t challenge him at chess
Stop this song if it upsets because
What Mr Evans wants, Mr Evans gets

Growing up isn’t so much
Growing up back on Thasis could be tough
Practicing gay wrestling moves was just too much

What Mr Evans wants, Mr Evans gets
Codename:  Charlie X

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Instrumentation:

Patrick:  Lead Vocals and Guitar
Chris:  Backing Vocals and Keyboard
Mike:  Lead Guitar
Noah:  Bass
Andy:  Drums & Percussion

Where No Man Has Gone Before

​Me and this girl, we got messed up out there on the edge where it gets rough
We had all gone out to try and find out why the other people had just given up

Me and this girl, we got so high
A flash of silver shining in our eyes
Got put in a sickbed to look at our heads because they thought this shit wasn’t gonna turn out right

Only it was getting better than we ever thought it could
We were getting smarter and we were thinking like we should
Like we had just now woken up after sleeping all our lives

We’d gone where no one had gone before
We were strong, stronger than we ever were before
How could we be wrong when we never knew before
We are just now waking up and now we will rise up

We will start a brand new life as god and goddess standing side by side
Our brain is expanding and we are demanding that you treat us now accordingly
Those who were close confound our plans
Stab in the back of what they misunderstand
But me and my lady, we’re not crazy
We’re just something you can’t wrap your brain around

But we were seeing clearer than we ever thought we could
We were getting wiser and we were acting like we should
Like we’d been sleeping our whole lives and we were just now waking up

We’d gone where no one had gone before
We were strong, stronger than we ever were before
How could we be wrong when we never knew before
We are just now waking up and now we will rise up

Mourning the death of an old friend
He just couldn’t keep up with me
You and her were pretending so this is your ending
You could never ever hope to be like me
And now I will rise up but there’s a rumbling from above…
 

Instrumentation:

Noah:  Lead Vocal and Guitar
Patrick:  Backing Vocal and Bass
Chris:  Backing Vocal and Keyboard
Mike:  Guitar
Andy:  Drums

The Naked Time

​They say a vulcan never cries,
So why can I feel these tears start forming?
Sadness and anger, telling lies
Emotions for me are more than disturbing
I know, I know, I know
This blood inside is still half human,
but I shouldn’t be susceptible to this aching heart or the way it’s assuming control

Must hide the tears behind my eyes,
Walk in a room and clutch the table
Sit in a chair and bow my head
Hold on to myself the best I’m able
I feel, I hurt, I love
Can’t happen to me. There is no logic
Must keep it all inside of me
I can’t let it go

Vulcans don’t cry
Vulcans don’t cry
They keep a level head, guided by logic and reason
Vulcans don’t cry

Captain comes in, I’m out of sorts
Just can’t help it, I talk about mother
He tries to snap me out of it
A smack in the face, he gives me another
I deck him in the mouth
He goes sailing over a table
He’s mad and he’s bleeding from the lip
He screams in my face and says

Vulcans don’t cry
Vulcans don’t cry
They keep a level head, guided by logic and reason
Vulcans don’t cry

The ship’s in trouble
I’ve got to get back to my post
There’s an antidote being administered by Bones
Engines imploding, ship saving action by a theory at most
Time travel backward
That might prove useful in a future episode
 

Instrumentation:

Chris:  Lead Vocal and Guitar
Patrick:  Backing Vocal and Lead Guitar
Mike:  Backing Vocal and Keyboard
Noah:  Bass
Andy:  Drums

The Enemy Within

I tried to reason
I tried to change your mind
But you wouldn’t have a part of that, you just want leave it all behind
So I implore you, please give us a chance
I really don’t think I can live without you
I’d only be half a man

I never wanted this
Oh God I feel so pissed
My rage it burns inside and now I have to hide from everyone I see
They don’t believe it’s me
I may be an angry man but I know who I am

I’m having trouble thinking and I can’t seem to choose
I feel myself falling apart
There’s not much I can do
We belong together
I wish that you could see
I will always be a part of you and you will always be a part of me

What am I going through?
Why did I just hurt you?
I’ve taken this too far and now I’ve got this scar
And there’s no place to go and I don’t really know why I’ve got no love to give
But I still want to live

I want to live
 

Instrumentation:

Mike:  Lead Vocal, Rhythm and Lead Guitar and Keyboard
Patrick:  Backing Vocal and Rhythm and Lead Guitar
Chris:  Backing Vocal and Bass
Noah:  Backing Vocal and Keyboard
Andy:  Drums and Percussion

Mudd's Women

​Hypnotic and distracting
Pushing your engines too hard
Pulled out just in time
Before you took it too far

Our time is fading
Our orbit is decaying

High respiration patterns
Perspiration rates are up
Blood pressure higher than normal
Could be the Venus drug

Eve, Ruth & Maggie
You pulled us into your web
I’m so busy paying attention I didn’t hear what you said

A man goes out and fights
He almost dies
We all almost die

High respiration patterns
Perspiration rates are up
Blood pressure higher than normal
Could be the Venus drug

There’s only one kind of woman
Or a man, for that matter
Either you believe in yourself or you don’t

High respiration patterns
Perspiration rates are up
Blood pressure higher than normal
Could be the Venus drug
High respiration patterns
Perspiration rates are up
Heartbeat rapid
Yeah it’s the Venus drug
 

Instrumentation:

Mike:  Lead Vocal and Lead/Rhythm Guitar
Patrick:  Backing Vocal and Bass
Chris:  Backing Vocal and Keyboard
Noah:  Guitar
Andy:  Drums & Percussion

What Are Little Girls Made Of?

​You were lost and now you’re found in the darkest depths under the ground
We were engaged you disappeared
Not a single word in five years
But now you’re real and you’re alive
What have you done all of this time?

Well things get weird down here
Loyalty is second guessed by fear
Your good intentions won’t save mankind when you take away the freewill and desire
But what are little girls made of?

Well I’ll just do whatever you say
It seems I’ve always been this way
You’re not rational, you’re strange
But the force of your emotion makes a change
Something long forgot comes to my mind
Inferiors do not survive

Well things get weird down here
Romantic advances are not clear
I’m not programmed to serve you
Rejection just leaves me here confused

But what are little girls made of?
 

Instrumentation:

Noah:  Lead Vocal and Guitar
Patrick:  Backing Vocal and Guitar
Chris:  Backing Vocal and Keyboard
Mike:  Bass
Andy:  Drums & Percussion

Miri

Blah Blah Blah
Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! Bonk on the head!

Miri will become a woman soon
Miri will contract the disease
Miri is 300 years older than you and me

Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! Bonk on the head!
Blah Blah Blah

Miri is reaching maturity
She is using Mr Lovey Dovey
Or Captain James T. Kirk if you’re nasty

I don’t wanna be a grup
I don’t wanna be a grup
I don’t want to be dead this time next week
I don’t wanna be a grup
I don’t want to be an only
Oh listen to me

Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! Bonk on the head!
Blah Blah Blah

Miri will become a woman soon
Miri will contract the disease
Miri is 300 years older than you and 298 years older than me

I don’t wanna be a grup
I don’t wanna be a grup
I don’t want to be dead this time next week
I don’t wanna be a grup
I don’t want to be an only
Oh listen to me

Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! Bonk on the head!
Blah Blah Blah

 
Instrumentation:

Patrick:  Lead Vocals and Guitar
Mike:  Backing Vocals and Guitar
Chris:  Backing Vocals and Keyboard
Noah:  Bass
Andy:  Drums

Dagger of the Mind

​What went wrong in my head?
How’d that other fellow wind up dead?
Who turned that shiny light on?
Why do I feel as if my brain is gone?

What did I come down here to find?

Remember beaming for an away mission
Dr. Noel was on my position
Did we once get freaky at a holiday party?
What could I do?  She is such a hottie

What did I come down here to find?
Can’t think for the dagger in my mind!

A crazy guy he pops out of a box
Takes out a couple red shirts, and he’s subdued by Spock
Tried to strap him down and give him some medicine
But he just came to and started to get mad again
We got this call, and he turned out to be
this crazy escaped convict from Tantalus Penal Colony
From there things get fuzzy, and I can’t get hold of Spock
Bones won’t answer, and I think I’m in love with this she-doc

I’m in a lot of pain
And my head feels fuzzy
Hey there’s that Doc Adams guy
Wait I can’t see

What did I come down here to find?
Can’t think for the dagger in my mind!


Instrumentation:

Chris:  Lead Vocals and Guitar
Patrick:  Backing Vocals and Lead Guitar
Mike:  Backing Vocals, Keyboard, and Tamborine
Noah:  Backing Vocals and Bass
Andy:  Backing Vocals and Drums

The Corbomite Maneuver

​Corbomite Corbomite
An alloy, weapon & device
Space travelers take our advice
It’s indestructible Corbomite

For more than two centuries
All destructive energies
Have been deflected successfully
By indestructible and invincible

Corbomite Corbomite
Defensive deterrent device
Hostile forces will think twice
It’s indestructible Corbomite

Any energy discharge
Even point blank is absorbed
Emitting an equal force
By indestructible and Invincible Corbomite

Hello, my name is Leo Walsh, President and CEO of Corbomite Industries
Pioneered by acknowledged scientist, Frank Corbin, Corbomite is, for the
first time ever, being made available to consumers across the galaxy
Unlike other super alloys used today, Corbomite is rust resistant, has a life
expectancy of over 50 light years per treatment, is light weight and has no
unpleasant side-effects with extended use
And, of course, it’s impervious to attack
But is Corbomite really that impressive you ask?
I like it so much, I bought the company

Corbomite Corbomite
An alloy weapon and device
Space explorers take our advice
It’s incredible
And invincible
And impervious
Indistructible
Corbomite

Now available in gunmetal blue, candy-apple red or classic starship grey. Somebody get me a Tranya…


Instrumentation:

Patrick:  Lead Vocals and Guitar
Chris:  Backing Vocals and Guitar
Noah:  Backing Vocals and Keys
Mike:  Backing Vocals and Bass
Andy:  Drums and Triangle

The Menagerie Part 1

​I once was the captain of the Enterprise
In case you remember me, Christopher Pike
Just 13 years but a lifetime ago
We stopped to investigate on Talos IV

First officer Mr. Spock was there too
But you won’t recall names of the rest of my crew
When I reflect back on the ship personnel
They were unremarkable but damn professional

I was the hero
I was exploring strange new worlds
I was the hero
I was the one who always got the girl

I had an accident saving the day
Now there’s more machine than man here on display
I can’t speak now but I can flash lights instead
signal 2 for no signal 1 for yes

My body was broken
Somehow I survived
An invalid, yet still of sound heart and mind
I stop to think of opportunities missed
But I can’t cry because my face stays frozen like this

I was the hero
I was exploring strange new worlds
I was the hero
I was the one who always got the girl

I tried but lost all motor functions instead
Let’s hook up a device just like Macintalk Fred
We could continue watching the transmission
But why not wait until next week till it’s done

I once was the captain of the Enterprise
In case you remember me, Christopher Pike
Just 13 years but a lifetime ago
We stopped to investigate on Talos IV

I was the hero
I was exploring strange new worlds
I was the hero
I was the one who always got the girl


Instrumentation:

Patrick:  Lead Vocals and Guitar
Chris:  Backing Vocals and Accordion
Mike:  Backing Vocals and Lead Guitar
Noah:  Bass
Andy:  Drums

The Menagerie Part 2

Confined within this armored shell
No dreams to fall back into
I’m not the same as you would remember me
The change compels me back to you

Unable to make it to you on my own
The danger’s worth the gain
I once feared that reality could be a dream
But now that doesn’t seem all that insane

And now I see that you are me in a different shell
I know the truth and that, for me, is very well
We’ll make them see that there’s no place for me to be
Except with you inside our own menagerie

I’m not your hero
What was I doing in your world, held captive in a daydream zoo?
Now the utopia that I turned away, calls me back to the place where I left you

So we’ll again go to that place that we both made
It’s in a world that can’t exist but that’s okay
For us it’s real and we won’t have to be afraid just to be
Just you and me, inside our own menagerie


Instrumentation:

Chris:  Lead Vocal and Guitar
Mike:  Backing Vocal, Guitar and Ebow
Patrick:  Lead Guitar
Noah:  Bass
Andy:  Drums and Percussion

Conscience of the King



Is this a ghost we find before our eyes tonight
Ears can catch the voice they recognize
Kodos can still be heard, the executioner
He still recites his lines

4,000 dead on Tarsus 4
Tonight will justice be restored?

Is this a ghost tonight, a phantom we invite
Into our lives to terrorize
Authorities they close the case that 20 years defy
A body burned, they could not recognize

4,000 dead on Tarsus 4
Tonight will justice be restored?

The eyes that recognize, recall the face were only nine
But most of those eyes have now been forcibly shut tight
And their vision did compel, a wraith that could fulfill
A determined haunting vengeance on the nine to kill

History’s made its judgement then, Anton Karidian
A  phantom guise and twenty years of  flight
And at the curtain rise, a haunt stands under lights
Are  you forcing  a reprise?

4,000 dead on Tarsus 4
Tonight will justice be restored?

“So that some would live, you knew some would have to die”
A colony where half the population lost their lives
The spooks of the past, they still make us hold our breath
But Everywhere you go,  you are still pursued by death

Who’s gonna die tonight?
You’re gonna die tonight
Because there’s only two of nine

4,000 dead on Tarsus 4
Tonight will justice be restored?

Daughter, Daughter I was a soldier
Things had to be done
Murder, flight, suicide, and madness
I never wanted my blood on your hands
No, child don’t
 

Instrumentation:

Noah:  Lead Vocal and Guitar
Chris:  Backing Vocal and Keyboard
Mike:  Backing Vocal and Bass
Patrick:  Lead Guitar
Andy:  Drums

Balance of Terror

Angela and Robert
Ready to be wed
Sirens call them to their posts
All decks condition red

An enemy’s attacking
Earth outpost 4
Already gone are 2, 3 & 8
Now they’re trying to blow up more

Angela’s on phasers
Robert is there
She says, “I’m going to marry you,”
So what happens is just not fair

The Romulans destroyed their wedding day
They’re the reason their love was torn apart
The Romulans ruined their wedding day
And they left poor Angie with a broken heart

Meanwhile on the bridge,
Kirk’s got his work cut out for him
The Romulans look just like Spock,
And their captain’s as smart as Jim

So they move around like pieces
On a galactic chess board,
Until a final phaser blast from the Enterprise
But that’s Tomlinson on the floor

The Romulans destroyed their wedding day
They’re the reason their love was torn apart
The Romulans ruined their wedding day
And they left poor Angie with a broken heart
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Robert Tomlinson and Angela Martine were destined to live life together
Robert Tomlinson and Angela Martine were thwarted by a balance of terror


Instrumentation:
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Chris:  Lead Vocal and Guitar
Patrick:  Backing Vocal and Lead Guitar
Mike:  Pedal Steel
Noah:  Bass
Andy:  Drums

Shore Leave

​The crew has been fatigued now from so many months in space and they need to take a break
The landing party has beamed down to check out the terrain while the crew gets ready to play
They say there’s only plant life living on this lovely rock but a rodent appears wearing a vest
followed by a blond girl with a terrible accent but at least she gave it her best

Kirk’s tricked by spock
and weapons are hidden under rocks

Sulu shoots a handgun without warning anyone that they might want to stay out of the way
It’s amazing how quickly Angela seems to have moved on after the death of her fiance
She seems so relaxed here that you would not even guess that he died in the last episode
Kirk tells Bones about his days in the academy then he runs into an old foe

Yoeman Barrows screams
Don Juan is not just a dream

I sure want to leave
I think you’d agree

Ruth appears from nowhere and she hasn’t aged a day I think she might be a salt vampire
She might also have the venus drug because Kirk can’t think straight he’s so distracted by her
good thing the antenna didn’t hear what mccoy said, or there’d be armies of don juans around
Sulu sees a samari and then runs into kirk  they figure out the phasers are down

Then spock beams down
They’re trapped until they can figure it out

I sure want to leave
I think you’d agree

McCoy defends Burrows against a Knight on a black horse    and he says that it can’t hurt him
but he goes down in seconds and then Kirk shoots the black knight but it’s too late he’s dead, Jim
someone steals the bodies and then finnegan appears so they get into a brawl
Kirk orders the team to concentrate on standing still and don’t think of anything at all

Some dude walks out and proceeds to explain what it’s all about

I sure want to leave
I think you’d agree
But we cannot leave until we find out what it’s all about

It’s all make believe nothing is permanent down here it’s just an amusement Bones is now alive so it’s okay for him to say “I’m a doctor not a shishka bob”
park
apparently it’s okay if we trust an unkown race who can read any one of our thoughts.
So be careful what you wish for in this land of dreams come true because you just might get what you want

I sure want to leave
I think you’d agree
But we cannot leave until we find out what it’s all about
I want to know what it’s all about
I want to leave without any doubt
I sure want leave


Instrumentation

Mike:  Lead Vocal, Guitar, Drum Machine, Sampler
Patrick:  Backing Vocal and Lead Guitar
Chris:  Backing Vocal, Keyboard, Sampler
Noah:  Backing Vocal and Bass
Andy:  Backing Vocal and Drums
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